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Came across a little story and decided to share a "purely neighing" :-)

Devils have a few years ago, Dad gave me a Zippo lighter. This, with warranty card, which I, in case of its failure, I can send the lighter to the factory in Bradford, and to me it is there for free will lead to a working state. And sometimes, some of the new companies will ask someone a light, give him a Zippo, and - I swear I do not know what is the reason for people - but lit must bryaknut something about my lighter! People, if not physically, and give it a light! And I already know what to say man, seconds to hold this beauty in your hands.

1. "As far enough gas?" - Is the most common question, but I know how much his dick enough! How zalesh - so it's enough. What the fuck for avtoyubitelskaya garbage, if it is not Zippo, and a Jeep that I've known her fuel consumption!
The answer, say: "Well, for a week somewhere charging enough," and there are two options: a) "as far as butylka?" - Then have to say, despite what the bottle of volume, if such and such - that is so, if sekogo - that is so. Bliiiin, you really want it and you really curious?? b) "Oh, you have a fake Zippo! Zippy this for three weeks (month, year, century) is enough to fill one "- would you go to dick, an expert! Where do people get this nonsense - no idea.
2. "This?" - It is clear that people are very concerned about what they had just lit a cigarette, lighter or the original Chinese by shit, lit that, we should immediately throw out the cigarette, the owner beat feet for a substitute. But originality turns away: look at the bottom and there you, Bobby, all written Zippo, Bradford, year of manufacture and the number of lighters. Look, it turned out - soothe the soul. No, take out some of the lighter body, take out your microscope from his pocket and begin to look at the inscription on the foam pad, on the insides stripped zazhigalochki and invent every absurdity of it, what should be seized real Zippo! One clown said that porolonke should read "Zippo." After his muzzle pointed in a label on the bottom and lighter on the body, he calmed down and went on to claim that the inscription on the foam - the main criterion of the original lighter.
Some people have REAL Zippo acquires mythical properties! These lighters are 5000 rubles (if you have less - Vietnam is fake)! They never faded out - they can only put out a fire extinguisher or a team of firefighters with hoses! When you otschelkivaesh its lid, it makes a sound, "zip-in" (and even dances and sings to you.) Cases were never broken and do not wear out! They are made from titanium and hardened in the furnaces of hell Mordor!
I also noticed that prove the falseness of your Zippo - a matter of honor of every dunce. If a person shows you that your Zippo is Chinese hueta - tear everything therefore sub-human, and better obleyte it with gasoline and set fire. I assure you, you will applaud all his relatives and friends, for having rid them of this fool.
3. "The refuel?" - 92m gasoline! Go fucking with the canister to the gas station! And even merge with kerosene lamps! Zippovskim benzo I fill, what else?
4. "And you know how so?" - And start fucking! Meet at the circus juggler, a magician! What about trying to set fire to her pants, then otschelknut once famously - you go to hell, Hare raping my lighter! Is it just me goes!
5. "Wow, Zippo" - must note this.
6. "Oh my, I, too, this was! Just ... "- and be sure to tell fucking story, about what his Zippo was how long it had been, about how he was in a sea of ​​shit, like the one with the stupid fuck, well, hereinafter. I should probably exclaim, "Brother, you also had Zippo? I've finally found you! Let's hug and never will give up ". What to do with the fact that someone had or now have a Zippo? I understand that after the acquisition of this miracle lighters - your life will never be the same, but, damn ... it's better not to tell me the truth.
And in general, carry a lighter, and stay away from me

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Friends, I am glad you enjoyed it - I, too, neighing, good guy wrote :-)

No more of this, do not even remember where I copied this text ... it seems in touch ...

Theses do without ... The main thing that you or your loved ones do not bite dunce! Otherwise, you can turn yourself into stupid ass))))

It, without me ... I'm after two or three glasses of chemical drug myself become aggressive dunce, you need it, to Posts in dunce turned for a few hours? You will be hurt, and I am ashamed))))))

In nature offset! We met on my way to such items! Neighing from the heart!

Dragon! Here it is the answer to all questions about Zippo - this masterpiece in the forum and a cap on vacation :) great little story.

Incidentally, there is another question: "How much take it?"

Well, I do this personally I hate the coolest vysheprechislennyh. What is the difference in how someone would take? For 5 rubles in voooon that stall ... No, no kidding ... Like yeah, there are three pieces left ... Hey, podkurivatsya something be?

And I was once surprised ... buddy.

- Stuff like Zippo?

-Hmm ... this is Zippo.

-You want to prove that this is crap made in China?

-Try.

-How much do you take a cigarette lighter?

-Mower with a little.

-Doom, you see! A real Zippo worth at least 25 thousand ...........................

As standing, and sat down.

Oh, shit .... is not that move left or right hand - begins in what is satanic frenzy dramatically waving his hand with a cigarette lighter zazhennoy, blow on it sharply, in general stupid by any means, blow out the flame and as it turns out - there and then return it with a view of fucking cowboy just curb monster Mustang and with words like - well, I'll say it's a fake ... so I have seen enough of these uebanov that pipets ... easier to anyone at all in the hands not to give than to hy to send from the heart and nerves spend ...

This is your lucky. How to plant "omniscience" in gasoline lighter affects citizens 40 +, the younger generation is interested in you iPhone or how you have branded jeans ... The level of training of the experts are equally low, differs only a subject to which we must get to the bottom ... As one my friend: "Best of all in the question how to fuck women dealt with the experience impotent!"))))

Gorynych5 writes:

This is your lucky. How to plant "omniscience" in gasoline lighter affects citizens 40 +, the younger generation is interested in you iPhone or how you have branded jeans ...

Do not have the habit of clothing ***!) Although from the "younger generation"))))

My jeans are not much more expensive than a Zippo)

))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) But I still watch the Orient, and in IPhone pocket and think for when asking a light, I pull out and light a Zippo (with it in his hands in any case will not let a stranger), and then he asks, "Skolkov time?" and then as luck would have in his pocket rings iPhone (and I did it'll get more and there, my mother ......), he lit a cigarette out on so much ofigevshy, then to me more is not exactly a light suit with a request ............. then I think, well-cigarette has not asked, was his own :))))))))))))))))))

Kuryan writes:

))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) But I still watch the Orient, and in IPhone pocket and think for when asking a light, I pull out and light a Zippo (with it in his hands in any case will not let a stranger), and then he asks, "Skolkov time?" and then as luck would have in his pocket rings iPhone (and I did it'll get more and there, my mother ......), he lit a cigarette out on so much ofigevshy, then to me more is not exactly a light suit with a request ............. then I think, well-cigarette has not asked, was his own :))))))))))))))))))

Oleg, you're there to watch out-watch new Orient, iPhones, Zippy. Huyase in Uzbekistan then :)

And we have recently in the work of one of the discharge ueben "smart" family "mnogogovoryaschih" told the whole shop that real Zippo can only tell after throwing a lit from the 5th floor (no less) ... and it should not go out ... if you go out- we will love China ...))))))))))))))))))