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Already devils few years ago, Dad gave me a Zippo lighter. This, with warranty card, on which I, in case of breakage, the lighter can send to the factory in Bradford and to me there is for nothing lead in working condition. And sometimes, some of the new company will ask someone to light, and give him a Zippo - I swear, I do not know what it involves people - but lit must bryaknut something about my lighter! People, if physically unable to light and give it! And I already know that a man shall say, seconds to hold this beauty in your hands.

1. "As far as the gasoline?" - Is the most frequent question, but I know how much his dick enough! How zalesh - so it's enough. What the fuck for avtoyubitelskaya garbage, if it is not Zippo and Jeep of some sort, though I know its fuel consumption!
The answer, say: "Well, for a week somewhere filling enough," and there are two options: a) "as far as butylkov?" - There have to say, despite what volume butylek if such and such - so that if sekogo - that is so. Bliiiin, but you do it really curious?? b) "Oh, you have a fake Zippo! Zippy this for three weeks (month, year, age) with one filling enough! "- You would have walked in dick expert! Where people take such nonsense - no idea.
2. "This?" - It is clear that people are very concerned about what they had just lit, the original Chinese or lighter by shit, which lit, should immediately throw out a cigarette, and the host beat feet for such a setup. But originality turns away: look at a base and there you bonehead, all written Zippo, Bradford, year of manufacture and the number of lighters. Looked found - soothe the soul. No, some take the lighter from the housing, take out your microscope from his bosom and begin to look at the inscription on the foam pad on the inside stripped zazhigalochki and invent every absurdity of it, which is unusual and should be a real Zippo! One clown said that porolonke should be written "Zippo." Once poked his snout in the inscription on the bottom and the lighter body, he did not calm down and went on to state that the inscription on foam - the main criterion original lighters.
Some people have REAL Zippo acquires mythical properties! These lighters are 5,000 rubles (less if you have - it's a fake Vietnamese)! They never faded out - they can only be put out a fire extinguisher or a team of firefighters with water cannons! When you cover it snaps, it makes a sound "zip along" (and you still dances and sings). Section them never break or wear out! They are made from titanium and hardened in hellish furnaces of Mordor!
I also noticed that prove the falseness of your Zippo - a matter of honor of every motherfucker. If the person you prove that your Zippo Chinese have hueta - tear everything concerning subhuman and better drench it with gasoline and set fire. I assure you, you will applaud all his relatives and friends, for that rid them of this fool.
3. "What refuel?" - 92m gasoline! Go fucking with the canister to refuel! And even merge with kerosene lamps! Zippovskim benzo I fill, what else?
4. "And so you know how?" - And starts fucking! Meet the circus juggler, a magician! What about trying to set fire to her pants, then otschelknut once famously - you go to hell, Hare raping my lighter! It is only allowed me!
5. "Wow, Zippo" - we must note it.
6. "Oh my, I, too, this was! Just ... "- and be sure to tell fucking story, about what his Zippo was, how long she had been, about how he shit in the sea, like a fool with one poebat, well, hereinafter. I probably should exclaim: "Brother, you, too, was Zippo? I finally found you! Let's hug and never will leave! ". What to do with the fact that someone had or now have a Zippo? I understand that after the acquisition of this miracle lighters - your life will never be the same again, but damn ... it's better not to tell me the truth.
And in general, carry a lighter, and stay away from me

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Friends, I'm glad you liked it - I, too, neighing, good guy wrote :-)

No more of this, do not even remember where copied this text appears in the contact ... ...

Theses do without ... The main thing that you or your loved ones do not bite motherfucker! Otherwise, you can turn yourself into dunce))))

It without me ... I'm after two or three glasses of this chemical agent myself become aggressive motherfucker, you need it, that motherfucker in the forums turned for a few hours? You will be hurt, and I am ashamed))))))

In nature Ladder! Met on my way such instances! Neighing of the soul!

Dragon! Here it is the answer to all questions about Zippo - this masterpiece in cap and offline holiday :) great tales.

Incidentally, there is another question: "How much take it?"

So much this infuriates me personally coolest vysheprechislennyh. What is the difference in how someone took? For 5 rubles in voooon stall that ... No, no kidding ... Like yeah, there's still three pieces left ... Hey, podkurivatsya something be?

And I was once surprised ... buddy.

- Stuff like Zippo?

-Hmm ... this is a Zippo.

-Do you want to prove that it is Chinese-made crap?

-Try it.

-How much do you take a lighter?

-Mower with small.

-Doom, you see! A real Zippo worth at least 25 thousand ...........................

How stood and sat down.

Oh, shit .... is not that move left or right hand - begins in what is satanic frenzy dramatically waving his hand with a cigarette lighter zazhennuyu, blow on it sharply, in general, by any means stupid and blow out the flame as soon as it turns out - it returns immediately with a view fucking cowboy just curb monster Mustang and with words like - well, I'll say that it's a fake ... so I've seen enough of these uebanov that pipets easier ... anyone at all in the hands not to give than to send to hy heart and your nerves spend ...

This is for you lucky. How to plant "omniscience" in petrol lighters suffer citizens 40 +, the younger generation has interested you iPhone or how you branded jeans ... The level of training of the experts are equally low, differs only thing to which we must get to the bottom ... As one my friend: "Best in question, how to fuck women impotent versed with experience!"))))

Gorynych5 writes:

This is for you lucky. How to plant "omniscience" in petrol lighters suffer citizens 40 +, the younger generation has interested you iPhone or how you branded jeans ...

Do not have habits on clothing ***!) Although from the "younger generation"))))

I have not much more expensive than jeans Zippo)

))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) But I still watch and Orient, and in iPhone pocket and think for when asking for a light, I pull out and light a Zippo (with hands than in any case will not let a stranger), then he asks "Skolkov time?", and then as luck would have it in your pocket iPhone calls (and I'm it'll get there yet, my mother ......), he lit a cigarette out on so much ofigevshy, then to me most definitely not suit requesting a light ............. then I think, well cigarette asked, was its :))))))))))))))))))

Kuryan writes:

))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) But I still watch and Orient, and in iPhone pocket and think for when asking for a light, I pull out and light a Zippo (with hands than in any case will not let a stranger), then he asks "Skolkov time?", and then as luck would have it in your pocket iPhone calls (and I'm it'll get there yet, my mother ......), he lit a cigarette out on so much ofigevshy, then to me most definitely not suit requesting a light ............. then I think, well cigarette asked, was its :))))))))))))))))))

Oleg, you be careful out there on the new Orient watches, iPhones, Zippy. Huyase in Uzbekistan then :)

And we have one at work recently ueben discharge of "smart" family "much talking," said the entire department that the present can only distinguish the Zippo throwing lighted from the 5th floor (no less) ... and it should not die out ... if you go out- Admire china then ...))))))))))))))))))